On the topic of Nazi zombies …
SKINNY PETE: Zombies are dead, man. What difference does it make what their job was when they was living.
BADGER: Dude, you are so historically retarded! Nazi zombies don’t want to eat you just cause they’re craving the protein. They do it cause, they do it cause–they hate Americans, man. Talibans–they’re the Talibans of the zombie world!